Item Includes:

• Hat.

Fruity.

Don't worry, you're never going to be able to afford a house anyway, so why not, instead of slathering some smashed avo over your toast, wear one on your head! Sure it's fake and made out of polyester, but you'll look almost trendy in this Avocado Plush Hat. Nothing screams 'I have a massive HECS debt' like an avocado hat. All you need is a matching bag that looks like a piece of fetta and a phone case that looks like a piece of toast and you're set for a party.